Crap Arrest Of Ther Week

(from SchNEWS, the Direct Action Newsletter - http://www.schnews.org.uk)

For Harvesting Seaweed!

Three men have been arrested in Eastbourne (Britain) for `stealing' seaweed from the beach -organic food for their hungry turtles. After being tailed for three miles by two police cars and a motorbike, they were finally apprehended while the police went off to search for other `criminals'. The three were locked up for seven hours and (police) searched their premises to examine the `rare' fauna. After extensive forensic analysis this `rare' fauna proved to be... sea cabbage. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it!