By rabble TV - July 4, 2011

A spoof of the fact that major credit card and on-line payment companies have withheld over $15 Million in donations to WikiLeaks.

Cortney performed this rap at a Shell gas station rally for clean air, drinkable water, and fertile land. We were approaching the gas station as "a symbol of a destructive system that has to be fundamentally changed".

Four examples of what life with our future mayor might be like.

Phavia Kujichagulia, a Griot / Djialli (Oral Historian), musician, writer, poet, dancer who utilizes music, poetry and dance to heal and reveal history -- was a professor of Ethnomusicology and African Civilizations at World College West and Stanford University's Workshop on Political and Social Issues. For more than 16 years, she taught Creative Writing and Performance Art for the California Department of Corrections at Folsom, Soledad, Vacaville, Susanville and San Quentin Prisons.

After this year's performance, highlighted by an irresponsible nuclear trade pact with India, efforts to not hold companies like Blackfire accountable for their crimes, a truly bed-wetting performance at the Copenhagen Climate summit, and a refusal to be accountable on Afghan torture allegations, the Prince of Prorogue Steve Harper will have a lot to answer for in the new year.

Anti-Olympic Torch marchers and their demands for indigenous rights, social justice, and free speech are the cause of the latest epidemic of "spastic delirium" and "verbal diarrhea" in BC newsrooms, production studios and even the Legislature, reports say.

Please join us in supporting ex-hockey player and struggling Vancouver Island resort developer Len Barrie. This week, we inducted Barrie into the WTF? Hall of Flame and awarded him the first annual West Coast Wetiko Prize.

If you really want to survive the coming economic crunch you might get some pointers from the Indigenous population of the America's. For over 500 years we’ve lived in abject poverty, given promises and false hope and left with nothing in return. Our ways were taken from us and we live in squalor for the most part. Some call us a conquered people, others call us freeloaders but in all reality we are survivors of a regime who used lies and deception to take our land and natural resources. Now, it’s your turn, eh?

Your dream vacation awaits you in the "other" Alberta. While most tourists know Alberta for its rodeos and mountain views, new oilier destinations are expanding now. Come frolic on the black sand beaches! Paraglide the methane gas updrafts over tailing ponds the size of 12,000 football fields! Try your hand at water diversion surfing!

Every four years or so the hen house at Lake Pottahwuattabe hosts an
open house for its stockholders' annual general meeting.
One year some animal rights' activists disrupted the proceedings and
in the ensuing mischief ................

Comparable to carbon offsetting (and making just as much sense), Cheat Neutral provides a framework for you to offset unavoidable cheating on your partner.

"Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion [you cause] and leaves you with a clear conscience."

As friends leave her state-subsidized seniors’ building, “Goodbye for now” becomes goodbye forever. Afraid to die alone, Zophia Žvirgzdas hunts for the perfect gay grandson. Can a topless walkathon, a marriage proposal, or the misadventures of a seeing-eye monkey distract her from her pursuit of progeny? Will the Angel of Death convince her that life is for the living – before it’s too late?

Brasscheck TV

[Forward by Joan Malerich]

CNN has Norman Solomon on to talk about the vices of GE-owned NBC. But, Solomon doesn't stop with NBC, he heads on to ABC and eventually hangs out CNN's dirty laundry.

Anarchist action figures were discretely placed on store shelves at Target and Wal-Mart stores across San Francisco, waiting for unsuspecting consumers to pick them up this holiday season.

[Thanks to the anonymous person who posted this. You made my day! -ron]

This is a special edition of these nominations. They all have to do with religion...Here, then, are the real Assholes of the Week. Amen.