In the Court of Common Fleas

NOTICE

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

In the cause of}

Stillwater, et.al.,

Plaint,

-vs-

The Solicitor General etc.,et al.,

Defendants.

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FINAL JUDGEMENT

Admittedly, this is a bit juvenile, but I can't think of a better use for George Bush's mug:

"The colourful (George Bush) 'piss-stickers' are still working their way around schools, pubs and youth clubs, even after Air Force One's stop (possibly to go to the toilet, we don't know) as part of Bush's Euro'pee'on walkabout a couple of weeks ago."

 The unity, in which the leader shapes policies for the people and they

remain faithful to him, is the source of inexhaustible strength with which

the Korean people have wrought world-startling miracles despite economic

difficulties.

  The DPRK has fully demonstrated its political and military might in the

international arena defying the persistent moves of the imperialists to

isolate and stifle it.

CHICAGO: McDonald's Corporation is welcoming its second new CEO in seven months, as Charlie Bell abruptly resigned to focus on battling the colon cancer doctors detected two weeks after he became the fast food giant's chief.

It seems the Carlyle Group has resorted to Spam Tactics to try to defraud Iraq and the world out of $57 Billion dollars, for themselves and the Kuwaiti Government.

A number of extremists with ties to the 1970s radical Weather

Underground have recently been released from prison and are in New

York preparing to wreak havoc during the Republican National

Convention, The Post has learned.

A top-level source with extensive knowledge of police plans wouldn't

disclose the names of the aging rabble-rousers but said a handful of

them are already here and will play a behind-the-scenes role in

attempting to disrupt the GOP gala.

OK, i couldn't resist.

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

newscientist.com

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19:00 21 July 04

More US military silliness...

Would you eat food cooked in your own urine? Food scientists working for the US military have developed a dried food ration that troops can hydrate by adding the filthiest of muddy swamp water or even peeing on it.

NEW YORK (Reuters) ; Wednesday, July 21, 2004

The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

With the sweeping success of the Oil Addicts Anonymous (OAA) Organization in American cities throughout 2004, it is getting harder and harder to unload SUV's (Sport Utitlity Vehicles). The oil industry and Bush's "war on terror" (for oil) is also plummeting in popularity as the American people purge their environmental sins and repent in reverence for, and in deference to, the Earth. I talked to one OAA member, who sold his SUV after joining OAA, and bought a bike. He is using the money he got from selling the SUV to join the huge Critical Mass bike ride in NYC on August 27, 2004, right before very big history-in-the-making Republican National Convention protests begin on Aug. 29. (Critical Mass is a last-Friday-of-every-month bike ride to reclaim city streets from automobile traffic and raise awareness of our society's oil-dependency.)

This fun little video is perhaps just a little juvi, but it pulls in some of the classic images of Bush together in one spot with a catchy little tune. Enjoy!

http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html

Here's a couple of cute animal rights related animations. The first is a Seussish fun-fur flash pro-animalia animation from the the fund for animals. The second is The Meatrix. The original had a crappy ending which suggested that you buy organic/free-range meat but the folks at peta edited it out. Thanks!

In Canada and around the world we are witnessing the impacts of climate change- from heat waves to flash floods to forest fires brought on by periods of drought. While many governments around the world are taking steps toward tackling climate change by ratifying the Kyoto Protocol, Esso, the world's biggest oil company, is working to undermine this effort. While Esso denies that climate change is even happening we are left to face the consequences like the spread of West Nile disease.

Watch this flash film to learn about how climate change and West Nile disease are linked and why Esso sucks.. http://www.stopesso.ca/e/modules.php?name=News

The new--and true--greenway on East 1st Avenue is already a huge hit!  All day and all night people from all over East Vancouver go out of their way to cycle, skateboard, rollerblade, wheelchair, run, jog, or simply stroll down this urban oasis between Nanaimo and Clark.  Residents relax on their previously unused steps and verandahs with a newfound peace of mind and are quick to say "Hi" to everyone that passes by.